Why must people talk on their phones like they are eating a piece of pizza? Why? Just put it to your fucking ear and talk on it like it was designed to do.
Nevermind the fact that I hate when people put me on speaker in the first place because you can't hear a fucking goddamn thing they are saying, now I'm relegated to watching these douchebags walk down the street with their inane conversations holding the fucking phone like they are going to take a delicate bite out of it. They can't even eat phone pizza right.
That's a lesson in douchebaggery for another day..the way douchebags eat. They take pieces off things like everything is fucking cotton candy rather than destroying food like it was meant to be. You take that goddamn pizza and shove as much of it in your mouth at once like a fucking man. You don't tear off a piece of crust and eat it like a pussy fart...but I digress. Like I said, a lesson for another day.
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Annoys the piss out of me...literally. I see this and I immediately piss myself uncontrollably because I'm annoyed.
Oh there's another lesson in douchebaggery right there...using the word literally either figuratively or fucking out of context when it doesn't belong. Such as, "I literally was all like, oh my god." huh? infuriating...breaaaaaaaaaaathe.
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