Fatty McEatsalot

I decided to test the mettle of the Big N Toasty my brother has raved about with a lot of skepticism.

Let me just say...hot dang that's a good sandwich!

Course of events:

I swagger into D&D and order myself an iced coffee.

"Would you like anything else?"

I pause for effect and say, "I'll have a Big N' Toasty with sausage...bitch"

I may have said "please" instead of bitch, but whatever I'm allowed to embellish.

I look over to the sandwich making lady and scoffed at the bread they were going to use for the sandwich. Puhleeeze. I know bread, and that bread was weeeeeak!

I get my sandwich and go back to the office. Upon opening the sandwich, sure to be disappointed, I was completely baffled at what lay before me.

Did the sandwich grow in the bag?

After one bite I was sold. I didn't even need a drink since the bread had enough butter to quench the thirst of 100 popcorn bags.