Wednesday, March 9, 2011

The Color Purple

Seriously what is Grimace? I know its been asked, but what is he?

A gumdrop, partially melted barney?

Doesn’t Grimace have a negative connotation to it?

Shouldn’t his name be Shit-eating Grin? 

McDonald's has been going with a more urban theme the last few years…Maybe Grimace is supposed to be Grape Drink? (OHHHH NO YOU DIDN'T!)

I always feel like he should be wearing a diaper for some reason too. 

I think I’d flip out if I saw Grimace in person.  Flip out in a good way.  He really does make you laugh, I mean look at this picture...hilarious!



Gets more laughs than Ronald does. 

Ronald makes me uncomfortable. It is as if he’s a pedophile or something. Gives me that dirty priest/Michael Jackson vibe.

Why did they write Mayor Mcheese out of their scripts?  I thought he had potential, more than that stupid pigtailed duck thing “Birdie the Early Bird”. 

She’s not even a good flyer for Christ's sake! Always crashing into things and cutting people off. Way to get away from the stereotypes McDonald’s. 

The Hamburgler just got annoying, used to be about the burgers man. Yeah his fame went to his head along with the tons of lines of coke he did.  Never trust someone in prison fatigues I guess…once a con always a con. 

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