Gets My Goat Series Entry #6-Children's TV, Nope Technology actually

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tried writing the first two lines of this entry with Dragon speak software it's retarded maybe I should get gets my goat series entry number seven Dragon speak software it's the worst actually can they keep it going with this entire entry see exactly how accurate it is so positive had 5000 errors and Natalie said words I destined to go to a

At least five times do into the line and yelled the microphone just get to Ottawa's retarded as anyone uses this is the worst program of around my entire life to microphone and Steve know this is stupid

By now you are saying what the hell? Well, those previous three paragraphs were me trying to type using Dragon Naturally Speak Software.

You know the one that is supposed to save you fucking time when you write? I spent the entire time yelling into the microphone like I was talking to tech support from India.

My exchange with microphone:

My first attempt at just talking: "Here is why I think Kid's TV shows suck nowadays."
Dragon's Interpretation: "$#*() FJFJFJ GABBA GABBA DEE"

Me perplexed: "Delete Line"
Dragon: "Delete Line"
Me anger increaseing: "No, delete the line"
Dragon: "No, delight is in the pine"
Me fever pitch anger: "Are you fucking kidding me? Fuck it, i'll do it."
Dragon: "Are you fucking kid and me? Locket, I'll do it."

Anger subsides a little...I adjusted microphone hoping that may help...by throwing it on the ground and stomping on it.

Fuck you Dragon, bullshit.

Anyway, I hate kid's TV nowadays that is all. I can't even concentrate I'm so pissed. I'll have to do a separate Gets My Goat Entry for it.